1. The Beer-d.
The most manly method of achieving voluminous curls.
2. The Beer-d 2.0: Hipster Edition.
A beard truly worthy of the blue ribbon.
3. Beard > Biceps
Try. Just TRY to be more epic than that.
4. You could definitely pick this beard out of a crowd:
Those 2,222 toothpicks won this beard a Guinness World Record.
5. But then that guy got out-picked by this bigger, badder, more spacious beard:
The one true Porcubeard.
6. Watch this beard do a seventh inning snap:
A truly perfect batting record.
Speaking of bats,
And for Marvel fans:
8. The Amazing Spiderbeard
Beats the mask.
9. The Beard Bouquet
10. We’ll just call this one The Overcompensater.
Beards and penises are manly, but penis beards are sad.
11. Do you know why the Cage Beard sings?
Because it’s f*#%ing awesome and it can do whatever the hell it wants, that’s why.
12. Now that’s what I call man-scaping:
Do you think that moose was constructed with mousse?
13. And the obvious winner for best beard goes to:
WAS THERE EVERY ANYTHING MORE AWESOME ON THE INTERNET?
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